KijijiSuck 90: Get money the old fashioned way -- urn it

Courtesy of yousuckatkijiji.com:

Mike's day was spoiled when he checked kijiji and was confronted with the fact of his own mortality. "Thinking on buying it," says Mike, "this guy has me worried to death. Thanks A#@hole."

Not only that, he posted this under 'art, collectibles':

Oak Burial Urn - New Never Used :-)

Price: $80.00

Everyone Has To Go Sometime!! If you don't believe that...tell me your secret!

Be Prepared!!

All Oak Burial Urn

Bottom is removable to insert ashes.

You will pay $300-400 for similar at a Funeral Home.

Plan for the future.

Approx. Measurements - 7 x 11 x 6

Pick Up at Petite Riviere, Lun. Co.

Can be shipped for cost of shipping.