Introducing LonelyWearShop.com

Inspired by the genius podcast You Look Nice Today, BigAssSuperstar is excited to introduce LonelyWearShop.com, your internet home for home shopping.

Specifically, shopping for LonelyWear.

LonelyWear?

Yes, clothing for people who aren't afraid to demonstrate their lack of self-esteem. Clothing for people who've given up. Why wear holey track pants without a logo? Why sport a mustard-stained oversized t-shirt when you can sport a mustard-stained oversized-tshirt that proclaims to the world that you're lonely?!

Admitted defeat? Failed at life? Lonely? Begging for someone to go for waffles with you? More cats than houseplants? Jealous of the divorcees because you're a mid-forties nevorcee?

The clothing of your life is here.

Well ... it's not here yet. The only thing I'm lacking is graphic design. More specifically, I'm lacking graphic design skill and aptitude.

So, this is a call for wanna-be graphic designers (and I know that covers at least one person reading) to submit, free from any fear of being compensated, graphics to go on this new line of shirts, tracksuits, underwear, mugs, etc. (Mustard stains not included.)

CafePress.com has guidelines for creating good images. I'm going to give it a shot. You're welcome to, too. Tap your fears -- imagine the lonely, dejected person you were afraid you'd become, and turn it into simple, striking, oh-gawd-I-can-imagine-people-actually-wearing-that designs.