Cruise's sister loses one client, gets another

Tom Cruise's Scientologist sister Lee Anne Devette, who's been wearing the PR hat for him during his couch-jumping/extreme PDA stint in recent months, has been replaced, according to reports cited by MSNBC.

At the same time, other reports say Tom's knocked-up girlfriend, Kate "Katie" Holmes has signed up with Devette. "Pregnant actress Katie Holmes has fired her publicist Leslie Sloane-Zelnick after nine years together, and has hired her fiance Tom Cruise's sister as her new spokesperson," says Ireland Online. Perhaps Devette will make Holmes sound less like a Rondroid. Actually, that doesn't seem too likely.

More from Defamer. Y'know, as I'm writing this, I'm learning that Holmes ditching her long-time rep (who also speaks for Britney "Fed's Wife" Spears) is old news.